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Open Question: But how do you tackle the bad breath issue with your date?

4 December 2008, 9:12 am

There have been a few times where I have dated some hottie, only to find that her breath reeked like a rancid volcano. I never knew how to broach the subject with tact...so I have offered up a few choices, and you can help me pick the best one. 1)Break off right in mid-sentence, pull out a pack of gum, and say "who wants gum?...hey, what about you?" 2)The Adam Sandler approach; pull out said pack of gum and scream "HERE, EAT THIS!" 3)Get out some mints, pop one in my mouth and say "would you like one?" If she says no, I would say "oh yeah, you really would.." 4)Make out with her, and swap my Certs into her mouth.... Read More »